HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITTY CHAIR!
WHOO! It was my "other half"'s birthday today! Happy birthday SHITTY!!!! This girl is darn cute WATCH OUT GUYS she's SEVENTEEN!!! AND ready for action baby!!!
Ok I felt really bad today cos I was late for her celebration, having forgotten my bloody black shirt and slippers (which are supposed to be sandals I MUST buy a pair). DARN! And I didn't even get her a gift, cos I really wanna get my Shitty comm something special. I'll go shopping soon and buy her something. I only drew this very ugly card and wrote her a poem HAHAHA. Well lit students have this advantage I must say! I wrote the poem in 10 mins but had to re-write it due to my distasteful handwriting!!
But yes SHITTY I know you're gonna read this:
HELLO! Love ya kiddy! Though you may not be as pretty, as intelligent, as talented or as high an achiever as I am, you're STILL my Shitty Chair after all! And while you turn 17 on the 22nd Dec, I'm turning 18 in one month or so HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Plus ok let's KEEP up the excellent work in our Self Amusing!!! I know for fact everyone in council loves us and their greatest desire is to be our friend, so we have to strive to show them some kindness by like smiling at those random councillors once in a while! Don't you forget!! Love ya kid! Hope you snag a bf soon but don't you dare neglect me after!!!!! And yes, hello to Mrs. Pauline Chen!!!
And yes, there goes my dear piece of shit. She may be 11 years old but she ain't at all dumb! (not very much la. give her a chance it's her birthday)
Ritey ho, enough writin for today. SACO ROCKS!
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