Just a few updates about my life! For all my admirers and all who love me (must amount to quite a few HAHAHA).
1. Passed! Passed all 4! CDEE but BBDD or BCDD in other schools' standards.
2. SCREAM!!! COME!!!
3. CLASS CHARITY CONCERT!!! COME!!!
4. HAVE to organise B3 party!
5. Fac Outing this friday!
6. Mrs. Lim's house next week!
A bit lazy to write more. Might come back to edit this lousy entry HAHA!
Monday, October 24, 2005
Friday, October 07, 2005
Top...
Top 10 unanswerable (or that you don't want to answer) questions that Honyi would like to know the answers to:
1. Is it more painful to pluck a guy's leg hair or for a girl to pluck her eyebrows?
2. Is it more painful to be kicked in the groin for guys or for girls to go through labour without painkillers?
3. Is it more painful to be knocked over by a BMW or a Mercedes Benz?
4. Is it possible to come out alive after being swallowed whole by a whale?
5. If you put bird feed on your hands and head and stand in the open how long would it take for birds to fly over to peck all over you?
6. Which is the more desirable way to die, to stab yourself in the heart with a pencil or to drown yourself in the sink?
7. How long can one hold one's shit before leaking?
8. How long do you have to stare at the sun before you are blinded?
9. How long does it take for you to accumulate enough nosedirt to suffocate yourself?
10. What is the highest floor you can jump from and survive?
Top 5 inventions Honyi thinks the Science people should consider researching
1. The Menses Detector:
Never worry again when your favourite bloody (pun) auntie will drop in on you, like how mine did during the LEP exam.
2. The Automatic Face Cleaner (attached to the side of your face):
Wipes your face automatically every 30 minutes by swiping across your face, like how the petrol people clean your cars with that stick thing.
3. Fat Converter:
To be inserted into you abdomen to convert any ounce of unwanted fat into pure unadulterated muscle (not too ugly ones though)
4. The Fashion Alarm:
Tells you whenever your fashion sense is enough for you to be sent to prison. (There are certain people who may need to consider getting this when it is available)
5.The Automatic Water Dispenser (to be attached to your throat):
Dispenses water into your oesophagus (how to spell) to release specific amounts of water into your body so that you are forced to drink water (Suan this is for you.)
Any comments/suggestions are welcome!
1. Is it more painful to pluck a guy's leg hair or for a girl to pluck her eyebrows?
2. Is it more painful to be kicked in the groin for guys or for girls to go through labour without painkillers?
3. Is it more painful to be knocked over by a BMW or a Mercedes Benz?
4. Is it possible to come out alive after being swallowed whole by a whale?
5. If you put bird feed on your hands and head and stand in the open how long would it take for birds to fly over to peck all over you?
6. Which is the more desirable way to die, to stab yourself in the heart with a pencil or to drown yourself in the sink?
7. How long can one hold one's shit before leaking?
8. How long do you have to stare at the sun before you are blinded?
9. How long does it take for you to accumulate enough nosedirt to suffocate yourself?
10. What is the highest floor you can jump from and survive?
Top 5 inventions Honyi thinks the Science people should consider researching
1. The Menses Detector:
Never worry again when your favourite bloody (pun) auntie will drop in on you, like how mine did during the LEP exam.
2. The Automatic Face Cleaner (attached to the side of your face):
Wipes your face automatically every 30 minutes by swiping across your face, like how the petrol people clean your cars with that stick thing.
3. Fat Converter:
To be inserted into you abdomen to convert any ounce of unwanted fat into pure unadulterated muscle (not too ugly ones though)
4. The Fashion Alarm:
Tells you whenever your fashion sense is enough for you to be sent to prison. (There are certain people who may need to consider getting this when it is available)
5.The Automatic Water Dispenser (to be attached to your throat):
Dispenses water into your oesophagus (how to spell) to release specific amounts of water into your body so that you are forced to drink water (Suan this is for you.)
Any comments/suggestions are welcome!
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Dreaming...
I'm supposed to be studying my beloved LEP now, but to heck with it. Was reading Wankai's blog (I love reading your stuff you're hilarious!) and decided that I should plan for the future (after promos) as well!!
Elizabeth Regina Louisa Jeanette Hon's Post Promo Party Plan:
Work:
1. Do my welfare updates
2. Settle internship thing with Mrs. Ang
3. Rush out LEP-NUS thing with Rachel (haha!) and fen mei mei
4. Finish TD stuff (evaluations etc) once and for all
5. Read Qing she and LEP-NUS books
FUN STUFF!
1. Movie marathon with Huiyan wankai and the suan!
2. Friends! Hopefully with Wankai so I can find someone to laugh with!
3. F5!!!!!!! Oh goodness I miss them! At Mrs. Lim's house to visit Dylan and Nat and Naomi! Ya and their cat whatsis name! Starts with D...
4. Class party!!! WITH b3 I MUST organise something
5. Sit down somewhere, some day, and just read and sleep and watch Sammi
Hmm doesn't sound very interesting. I'm supposed to stop pigging out but don't think that's ever possible!!!
Think I'm a newly converted nerd. There should be a mugging religion. Just that in this religion we worship 20 hours a day and sometimes even worship when we sleep.
Random statement of the day: I'm in love with Robbie Williams.
Elizabeth Regina Louisa Jeanette Hon's Post Promo Party Plan:
Work:
1. Do my welfare updates
2. Settle internship thing with Mrs. Ang
3. Rush out LEP-NUS thing with Rachel (haha!) and fen mei mei
4. Finish TD stuff (evaluations etc) once and for all
5. Read Qing she and LEP-NUS books
FUN STUFF!
1. Movie marathon with Huiyan wankai and the suan!
2. Friends! Hopefully with Wankai so I can find someone to laugh with!
3. F5!!!!!!! Oh goodness I miss them! At Mrs. Lim's house to visit Dylan and Nat and Naomi! Ya and their cat whatsis name! Starts with D...
4. Class party!!! WITH b3 I MUST organise something
5. Sit down somewhere, some day, and just read and sleep and watch Sammi
Hmm doesn't sound very interesting. I'm supposed to stop pigging out but don't think that's ever possible!!!
Think I'm a newly converted nerd. There should be a mugging religion. Just that in this religion we worship 20 hours a day and sometimes even worship when we sleep.
Random statement of the day: I'm in love with Robbie Williams.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Education
Education
I feel like
A chess piece,
Fooled and forced
Endlessly
Tirelessly
By ruthless social demands.
No one is forcing me,
But everyone is.
There is everywhere
For me to run
But there is nowhere
For me to hide.
I can choose to let go
But I cannot let go.
I can choose to ignore
But I cannot ignore.
There is everywhere
For me to run
But there is nowhere
For me to hide.
I feel like
A chess piece,
Fooled and forced
Endlessly
Tirelessly
By ruthless social demands.
No one is forcing me,
But everyone is.
There is everywhere
For me to run
But there is nowhere
For me to hide.
I can choose to let go
But I cannot let go.
I can choose to ignore
But I cannot ignore.
There is everywhere
For me to run
But there is nowhere
For me to hide.
~Hon
Inspired by Shit's latest entry
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