It's OVER!! But I don't feel that overwhelming sense of euphoria. Perhaps it's because that huge amount of work awaiting- SATs, Uni applications, interviews, dinners, lunches etc. Actually all I want is just a good night's sleep!!
But anyhow, I had a GREAT weekend with my darling Shit! I met her immediately after As and got a huge SHOCK!!! I met her at the Orchard MRT station and was about to wave her away when I realised she wasn't a flyer distrributor like I thought she was but my darling SHIT! You should see what she's done to her hair HAHAHA!!! Well fine it's not that bad but it never occured to me that yes! We can do whatever we want now!!!
And because we're so beautiful, radiating and glowing (though I looked like a corpse dragged in after three hours of torture in the examination hall while Shit looked more like she just had eye surgery with her red eyes) people actually approached us from the TALENT SEARCH MODEL AGENCY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Actually judging from their appearance, the likelihood of them being truly sincere about asking us to be real strutting-on-runway or wearing-LV-on-cover-of-newspaper models is about as low as, well, me. Well you never know! Because many people try to deceive innocent young girls like us! But hello! AM I ABOUT to be taken in by some third-grade lowdown scammer!?!?!?! How horribly insulting!! Honestly they're lucky that I haven't been out cheating people! Anyway this bored looking girl tried to ask me for my number (she already asked Shit before I came) so I said "HAHA I...I am..." and before I could complete my sentence she said "no don't worry you're not ugly" so I pointed at her and said "Eh! I never said I was ugly!" and then I gave snide smile followed by a huge and pretty loud laugh which reverberated in the MRT station and which I think scared her a little so I gave a lame excuse and walked away laughing!!!! WTH at least say "don't worry you're beautiful!" or something "you're not ugly" is such a damn stupid thing to say. Maybe I was quite cruel because the poor dear was just looking for a job but please you're barking up the wrong tree babe I wasn't born yesterday!!!!
And Shit and I met with another girl who was from the same firm (my goodness). She was like (to Shit) "how old are you?" so Shit said "16". And she was like oh good! You're old enough, leave your name and etc and Shit was like damn! though she didn't say it but obviously I felt it cos we're One after all duh. So she wrote "Betty" on the card she gave and wrote some random numbers. At that point I couldn't bear it anymore and almost burst out laughing so I went to "analyse" the MRT route lines HAHAHAHA!! And Betty being distracted by me couldn't remember how many numbers there she was writing so she had to mentally COUNT the numbers for her phone number HAHAHA!! (What was eerie though was someone actually called her and asked for Betty!!! Though it was a wrong number HAHA) And that poor dear finally turned and asked how old I was so I said meekly, batting my eyelids and trying to look as innocent as possible and said "15" (since 16 didn't work) and she was like "oh" with a downcast expression cos I guess it means she can't meet her quota. HAHAHAHA what an amusing day!!! Shit and I really had a great laugh my goodness!!!!
Later we decided on new names for ourselves (apparently we've more or less forgotten about our Ashley and Mary Kate Honchen HAHA) so Shit's Betty Barbie Chen (BBC I just realised!!) and I'm Bridget Britney (not Brittany pls) Hon!!! And we realised if you write a book with our names it'll sound like this:
One day, Betty Barbie Chen was lonely and decided to call her best friend Bridget Britney Hon. Betty Barbie fished for her cellphone from her Burberry bag and called Bridget Britney: "Hello Bridget Britney?" "Hello Betty Barbie best buddy!! Anything the matter?" "Well nothing, Bridget Britney, I just wanted to hear your voice!!" "Why, Betty Barbie, how sweet of you! I've just been thinking about you too!!" "Oh my dearest Bridget Britney, have you had lunch?" "Indeed I have, Betty Barbie!" "Well Bridget Britney, so have I! I guess this is called..." "TELEPATHY!!"
The end
How's this for a story? Not bad eh? I think I should be a novelist!!!
Anyway we spent the whole of Fri and Sat afternoon shopping for our prom dress but honestly we haven't really made a lot of progress!! Maybe it's because we were all too tired! But we HAVE HAVE HAVE TO GET the damn dress by Thursday or I'll die of a panic attack!!!!!! Thought Shit seems pretty convinced we'll find something to wear. WE HAVE TO or we'll have to go as Eve!!!!! But though I didn't buy my prom dress I got distracted along the way and bought quite a few things and HAHA spent nearly $400 in a couple of hours I realised!!! OMG! I bought a pair of boots and a top from mphosis, a top and a cap from Esprit and a shirt and pants from G2000 and some random things from M&S which actually is not much. And I haven't even gone to all the places I normally go to in Wisma omg I'm dead!!! No wonder people have to work during their hols!!!! But actually me mom's paying so not so bad HAHAHA. Good to have a mom who loves it when you buy clothes. Need to get new jeans!!! I went into CalCal Klein and AX and OMG!! Exhorbitant prices!!! Like $100 for one top!?!?!?! And like $300 for a pair of jeans HELLO are they woven with gold!!!!! I'd only spend such money if it were mine. Doesn't make sense to make my mom pay for it. I'll have to roam around for pairs that costs around $100. Any recommendations? Remember I have to spend half my life in them!
More shopping soon!! HEE!
Anyway we spent the whole of Fri and Sat afternoon shopping for our prom dress but honestly we haven't really made a lot of progress!! Maybe it's because we were all too tired! But we HAVE HAVE HAVE TO GET the damn dress by Thursday or I'll die of a panic attack!!!!!! Thought Shit seems pretty convinced we'll find something to wear. WE HAVE TO or we'll have to go as Eve!!!!! But though I didn't buy my prom dress I got distracted along the way and bought quite a few things and HAHA spent nearly $400 in a couple of hours I realised!!! OMG! I bought a pair of boots and a top from mphosis, a top and a cap from Esprit and a shirt and pants from G2000 and some random things from M&S which actually is not much. And I haven't even gone to all the places I normally go to in Wisma omg I'm dead!!! No wonder people have to work during their hols!!!! But actually me mom's paying so not so bad HAHAHA. Good to have a mom who loves it when you buy clothes. Need to get new jeans!!! I went into CalCal Klein and AX and OMG!! Exhorbitant prices!!! Like $100 for one top!?!?!?! And like $300 for a pair of jeans HELLO are they woven with gold!!!!! I'd only spend such money if it were mine. Doesn't make sense to make my mom pay for it. I'll have to roam around for pairs that costs around $100. Any recommendations? Remember I have to spend half my life in them!
More shopping soon!! HEE!
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