Top 10 unanswerable (or that you don't want to answer) questions that Honyi would like to know the answers to:
1. Is it more painful to pluck a guy's leg hair or for a girl to pluck her eyebrows?
2. Is it more painful to be kicked in the groin for guys or for girls to go through labour without painkillers?
3. Is it more painful to be knocked over by a BMW or a Mercedes Benz?
4. Is it possible to come out alive after being swallowed whole by a whale?
5. If you put bird feed on your hands and head and stand in the open how long would it take for birds to fly over to peck all over you?
6. Which is the more desirable way to die, to stab yourself in the heart with a pencil or to drown yourself in the sink?
7. How long can one hold one's shit before leaking?
8. How long do you have to stare at the sun before you are blinded?
9. How long does it take for you to accumulate enough nosedirt to suffocate yourself?
10. What is the highest floor you can jump from and survive?
Top 5 inventions Honyi thinks the Science people should consider researching
1. The Menses Detector:
Never worry again when your favourite bloody (pun) auntie will drop in on you, like how mine did during the LEP exam.
2. The Automatic Face Cleaner (attached to the side of your face):
Wipes your face automatically every 30 minutes by swiping across your face, like how the petrol people clean your cars with that stick thing.
3. Fat Converter:
To be inserted into you abdomen to convert any ounce of unwanted fat into pure unadulterated muscle (not too ugly ones though)
4. The Fashion Alarm:
Tells you whenever your fashion sense is enough for you to be sent to prison. (There are certain people who may need to consider getting this when it is available)
5.The Automatic Water Dispenser (to be attached to your throat):
Dispenses water into your oesophagus (how to spell) to release specific amounts of water into your body so that you are forced to drink water (Suan this is for you.)
Any comments/suggestions are welcome!
12 comments:
HAHAHA!!!! hey the labour vs beingkickedinthegroin thing was on FRIENDS before! i really wonder man. but being female i'd suggest that the former is more painful. haha. the noble female. i don't mind having the fat converter but it'd have to work overtime, poor machine. u got oesophagus right! (i think) :P plucking the eyebrows is NOT painful. and you'll never know how much yuck you can accumulate in your nose before you suffocate cause u'll dig right. one day when i keel over n die u'll know the answer cause i don't! hahahahah. the menses detector would be good too for people like me who get it once every two plus months -.-
-wankaiiiii
once every two plus months what the hell why are you so fortunate??!??? ahhhhhh hahahah go and die lah my poor oesophagus subjected to honyi's experimentation. or rather the science ppl. whateverrr. hey i thk it's not which floor you jump from it's what angle you land. and i thk drowning in the sink is a better way to die cos a pencil is too puny unless u stab at ur heart repeatedly. and sometimes you can hold your shit for so long the shit just disappears magically....
-the suan/ tina ho :S
i tink yr dam bored
-shit-
haha! i know the answer to some.
1. plucking is used in two different senses here. one is self done while the other is inflicted by others.
2. i have no idea.
3. benz. got the metal logo.
4. yes.
5. very fast/slow depending on where u are. go to london's trafalgar square and u come out with tons of shit
6. sink. cos u must sharpen the pencil everytime it breaks.
7. varies for various people.
8. not sure but im guessing a few secs.
9. the nose dirt drops out by itself.
10. i dunno.
and i think the automatic water dispenser is tons gross.
not bad inventions
Yay! i managed to find your blog again! i forgot the address, then i knew it had something to do with sammi:) so i was like ok, i'll type this in, and luckily it brought me here... i love you jingyi:) and i promise to check my email more often
-Wei-Ling
oh, and haha, i think i know the answer to some of these questions!
(1) definitely more painful for a guy to pluck his leg hair... i've tried plucking my leg hair, and it... hurts.
(2) Childbirth is supposed to be the worst pain in the world?
(3) haha, no idea, whichever has the more powerful engine
(4) no idea
(5)?? how do you think of stuff like that :))
(6) if you're really sadistic, stabbing yourself with a pencil, or digging your heart out with a spoon!
(7) i think you get a bladder infection instead. and this is true! i know someone who got one... but that's pee...
(8) not very long
(9) never. i think the cillia in your throat sweeps it down and eventually you swallow it
(10) depends... the other day someone told me a story (I don't know if its true) that someone fell down an elevator shaft 85 stories and survived. i think its where you land that's the problem, on which body part i mean...
i hope that helps...
:D
-Wei-Ling
Oh my goodness what on earth is a cillia???
yes dear weiling I miss you too!!! I got my AOL thing!! But I don't know how to add you.
hahahaha u r very funny. i know ans to qn7 : u can never leak and die from faeces congestion i think.
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yoohoosss! updateee!! i tink e menses detector ting is a worthy invention, no more worries abt stains on e butt! i rmb in p6 when i was still innocent an naive an didn't noe wad period wad, i saw mi fren's skirt totalli stained w blood an i was horrified an asked her if she were ok cos i thot she hurt herself.how totalli embarrassing.haha!
-shit-
hey dearie... i know the answer to question 1. yours truely went to pluck her eyebrows today (yes, vain pot. lol), and i think its not as bad as u may think it be. i can actually get quite tickly. haha. oh well... can't wait to see u on thursday!!! haha. muaks.
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