Thursday, June 23, 2005

Lazy People Have More Shit and Pee

It's been a long time I've posted anything. So I must apologise. This post is dedicated to TINGSUAN by the way, since she has promoted my blog on her livejournal. Well thank you dear, and LOOK! I'm updating now!!! It's because of the block tests, really. Actually it's more like because I have been at home pretending to be studying, and not being out, so there's nothing much to write about.

The topic for today is 'Lazy People have more shit and pee'. I'm sure most of you have heard it, cos it's a Chinese phrase, and I must say after observing my actions for the past 2 weeks, IT'S NEVER MORE TRUE.

It's common knowledge I seldom visit the lavatory during school days. On a full day school day during school hours maybe once or at the most twice if my bladder is especially weak on that day. I'm quite a hygiene freak when it concerns the loo, so I try my VERY best not to have any contact at all with public lavatories, unless of course when your PUBLIC means the Ritz or whatever. So on a full day, if you're lucky, you'd catch me in the loo maybe 4-5 times.

HOWEVER! Whenever I need to study, or rather, 'mug', for a seemingly never-ending period of time, say for the O'Levels or the Block Tests, I seem to have an exceedingly large amount of pee or shit stored away. I can visit the loo to up to twice the number of times as compared to a normal day! And sometimes when I get a little tummyache I just go to the loo and sit there for 5 mins, before returning to my room, convinced it was just a false alarm. Most of the time those little loo-visits are mainly excuses for me to take a peek at my Harry Potter- The Order of The Phoenix (I'm revising before The Half Blood Prince is released.) It's a wonder how my procrastination and laziness can have such a huge effect on me, physically!!!

So it is then, definitely, true that lazy people have more shit and pee. It may not mean that I have more pee, but it just means that I have more excuses to want to skive. Oh well, what a lousy and shit-ty entry (haha, geddit, like SHIT-ty???). Back to BT studying now!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! It'S SO TRUE! It's not only shit and pee, it's hunger pangs too! Whenever I sit down I'll have to get up five minutes later telling myself I need to "eat to concentrate". Or I'd go to the toilet repeatedly from drinking too much Coke/etc. HAAH!

-tingS

Crappinni said...

and i'm sharing the same harry potter book as u?? OMG!!

honyi said...

Haha you can buy your own copy if you want!! As if you don't bring it in the loo!!
By the way, you're sitting in front of me. How lame!

Anonymous said...

hahaha so funny! as in ur brother. haha!! ya i totally agree i'm like going to the toilet and sitting there like every time i have the tiniest reason to =| i'm freaked out now but i'm still not doing anything constructive.

-wankai

Anonymous said...

you are always so full of bullSHIT honyi! hahaha! <3 ya.

.:hAzelnut:. said...

ARE YOU SAYING I'M LAZY ALL THE TIME?!! haha u're talking to Po0-girl yall! damn...

Anonymous said...

studying in the toilet on the bowl all the time is the best way to concentrate, unless you happen to have harry potter or angels and demons within reach, in which case the session of studying is a goner

Crappinni said...

wakao until now still dun have a tag board. damn sad leh!