YAY!

Oh. My. Goodness. IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well not like I really, really started but essentially it's OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Huiyan, The Suan and I swung right over to Orchard immediately after LEP without the slightest hesitation! We watched Failure to Launch by Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey which was extremely relaxing because it required ZERO anything. Just watch. And laugh when funny. Feel touched when sweet. Cool to see McConaughey's over-developed biceps too, but they look highly intimidating.

I was reading i-Weekly (is this produced by Apple too? HA!) and I was HORRIFIED to see that my darling Hilary Duff has been reduced to THIS:

WTH!!!! This girl is from now officially out of FART's favourites till she gets some arm fats swinging about and some stuffing in her chest!! I think with every kg she lost she gained one year of age.











Look at this: I'm the same age as her:

WE ARE THE SAME AGE!!!!!

Haha wonder what I'll look like if I actually go lose weight like darling Hilly did!! HAHAH! I think besides the fact that we're not of the same race she'd be able to pass off as my mom.













This really random and unrelated but:
I am offering a $1 reward for anyone who can tell me who anonymous is!!

WHYT!

I've just watched Rain's Music Video, Sad Tango. I never really thought he was attractive or etc, but now that I've seen him dance, I think boys in black long coats and who can dance can be really hot! (with the exclusion of pauline and xun, of course)

Anyway, I promised Wankai and Huiyan (who else is there? hmm...) of Whyt! to write about them! So here it is:

Wankai
Hehheh what shall I say about her. She though/thinks(heh!) I am weird from the very beginning, and I thought she was really unfriendly. But I guess we've grown pretty fond of each other(teehee), and we share the same liking for all-things-bimbotic, including sitcoms like Friends and all those "mindless mixtures of sounds" in our taste for music and movies! We even founded FART (Fat and Rimbotic Team) together! We're both very much more inclined to the Western world and English, and yet we're both in LEP for some very mysterious reason. We both think Econs tutorials should be optional. She's intelligent, sexy, caring and an excellent friend to chat to, because she picks things up so quickly, especially puns and sarcasm which I am so fond of using! And of course! Our lesbian tendencies! Like how we like all those artistes who are lesbian or look like one. She's great for uh, wasting time HAHA! like accompanying me to watch my darling Sammi's press forum. And listening to me talk nonsense about people she doesn't know hahaha. I haven't been a good friend to her, admittedly, because I don't think I've been as much of a confidant to her as I'd like to, but I do love you my dear! And we WILL spend our entire weekend watching all those Friends and Simpsons videos!

Huiyan
Hahaha Huiyanny is my lesbian friend! Well actually she's my friend but she's not a lesbian (I think, hee!) We're singing partners (somehow I always end up with the male part), going home partners (we live practically next to each other) and my table partner (she sits next to me most of the time for econs, geepee and math lectures)! What will I ever do without Huiyan! I think life will be so boring. Everyone says she's super talented and hot, sexy, but to me, she's just my friend! Though she may not seem like it sometimes (from her highly bimbotic comments from time to time) it is clear that this girl has something substantial up there (I mean, above her neck). She makes intelligent comments, she's good in her studies, good at her dancing, singing, and yet she's just...huiyan haha. While she may make frank and ego-boosting comments about herself, you've got to admit - she's right, haha! She knows what she's good at, she knows what she wants, and she goes all the way for it! That's my darling huiyanny!

The Suan

Oh well, I guess since I wrote for the other two girls I am sort of obliged to write for The Suan too. Yawn.
OH ALL RIGHT I shall not be cruel. I was kidding my dear Suan! While you may not believe it I think you're quite the spirit of Whyt! (Since when did Whyt! have such an evil spirit?!) Well you may choose to think that all of us prefer someone else in Whyt! over you but I think at the very least of me, it's not true! (I have no preferences) Anyway you can stop worring now cos YAN IS THE NEW SUAN!HAHAH! Well haha though you may have moods that are constantly erratic (oxymoron) and CAN get quite annoying on when prolonged, but oh well what to do you're my friend. Sadly while you're the only one who has 6 points out of the four of us, you're not the most intelligent, HAHAHAH! In fact from the questions you ask sometimes I think you might be the silliest... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But you're absolutely the best when it comes to treating your friends well. Like my present (which I will be expecting soon), and my surprise, your willingness to listen to whoever wishes to confide in you. Your devotion to your friends is also something I really respect. You're someone with (I think) very obvious merits and flaws, and I'm really quite happy to gain a friend like you.

Honyi
Well, I shan't forget that I'm part of Whyt! Of course, needless to say, I'm the most brilliant of the lot. The shining star, in the mundane darkness of the everyday. What's anyone gonna do without me?! HAHA! All right I was kidding, laughing at my own joke again, as I so often do. Though I don't spend much time with you guys, I think I really appreiciate your presence in my life, especially in HC and in class. I really don't know what would have happened if none of you came in. Would I be a loner? Or would I have stuck to my council friends 24/7? Hahaha thanks for sticking by me during all those shitty times!!

Finally, a post for Whyt!

Love ya all!

Random

Taking a 15 minute break from mugging to do a random post. It's past 1am, in the dead of the night, and I love doing random things at this time because there's no one to bother me or stop me.

Random Stuff
1. Urban is the best thing ST has published. But the whitening issue this week is a bit weird. My favorite section has to be the bag part because it's so cool seeing what lies in other people's bags. And almost everyone will have some variant of the iPod. For the heck of it I shall just write whatever there is in my bag and some trivia, haha!! Which means you don't actually have to read the following, it's just for my own amusement:
- Converse bag (black). Bought it for only $30 or so cos I needed a black bag to go with all my black shirts. No, I'm not satanic!!
- Liz Clairborne Wallet, black. I bought this with Esther for the sake of having the same wallet for fun. But she bought a white one eventually, and I fell for my black wallet. No I AM NOT SATANIC!
- iPod Mini, Silver. My dad bought this from my brother and gave it to me, so I actually inherited an iPod without having to touch my cash! WHOO!
- Nokia Handphone, 6600 (I THINK). I bought this cos my brother bought it and he said it's the best phone around. It WAS quite ex but after a year on sale it should be relatively cheap now. I love my phone!!
- Random Bits of Cash. I normally stash whatever cash I get into my bag so there're always random bits of cash and coins clinging and clanging around so I just dig around when I need to pay for stuff.

2. I like to shit in the buff. Which is why I do not poo in school or in public toilets. And when I go overseas only when absolutely necessary cos you never know what insects or whatever lurk in those resort bathrooms.

3. I like to text people randomly when I'm bored. People normally get the brunt of my pesterings during the exam period, and these people can range from HC friends including Wankai, The Suan (see I mentioned you!!!), Xun, Shit to AC people like F5, depending on my mood. I like to receive texts too!!

4. I sing mightily off-tune at home in my heavily guarded-and-locked room when I'm studying.


Crap my half-an-hour is up!!!! Back to work -.-