Lazy People Have More Shit and Pee

It's been a long time I've posted anything. So I must apologise. This post is dedicated to TINGSUAN by the way, since she has promoted my blog on her livejournal. Well thank you dear, and LOOK! I'm updating now!!! It's because of the block tests, really. Actually it's more like because I have been at home pretending to be studying, and not being out, so there's nothing much to write about.

The topic for today is 'Lazy People have more shit and pee'. I'm sure most of you have heard it, cos it's a Chinese phrase, and I must say after observing my actions for the past 2 weeks, IT'S NEVER MORE TRUE.

It's common knowledge I seldom visit the lavatory during school days. On a full day school day during school hours maybe once or at the most twice if my bladder is especially weak on that day. I'm quite a hygiene freak when it concerns the loo, so I try my VERY best not to have any contact at all with public lavatories, unless of course when your PUBLIC means the Ritz or whatever. So on a full day, if you're lucky, you'd catch me in the loo maybe 4-5 times.

HOWEVER! Whenever I need to study, or rather, 'mug', for a seemingly never-ending period of time, say for the O'Levels or the Block Tests, I seem to have an exceedingly large amount of pee or shit stored away. I can visit the loo to up to twice the number of times as compared to a normal day! And sometimes when I get a little tummyache I just go to the loo and sit there for 5 mins, before returning to my room, convinced it was just a false alarm. Most of the time those little loo-visits are mainly excuses for me to take a peek at my Harry Potter- The Order of The Phoenix (I'm revising before The Half Blood Prince is released.) It's a wonder how my procrastination and laziness can have such a huge effect on me, physically!!!

So it is then, definitely, true that lazy people have more shit and pee. It may not mean that I have more pee, but it just means that I have more excuses to want to skive. Oh well, what a lousy and shit-ty entry (haha, geddit, like SHIT-ty???). Back to BT studying now!!!

Come Home Soon

Come Home Soon

Sammi, Sweet Sammi,
Where,now, art thou?
To see them pains me,
Like the trodden udder of a cow
The reports of how unhealthy you may be,
How your countenance has been dull.

But surely, you're well?
Surely, there have been no accidents?.
We don't read the stories they sell,
To bad reports, we feign ignorance.
For we hope time does not dwell
Till the hour Queen Sammi returns.

Come home soon,
For waiting, are the suns and the moon.

I wanna be Mrs. Smith!

If you guys were a little aware of your surroundings I'm sure you would have heard of her. Yea. Mrs. Smith! From the film starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie entitled "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"!

I mean, if you've watched this incredible show, you'd know what I'm saying. Come on, who's gonna reject Brad Pitt for a hubby (lookswise)! He's so way hot, no matter how old he is (I thinkhe's near my Dad's age) or how little hair he has in that show. Who can resist those eyes my goodness and his frame is so yummy!

But that, of course, is not the reason to why I want to be Mrs. Smith. Well it's not the MAIN reason. I wanna be Mrs. Smith because of her super gadget-hiding butt-kicking home (whatever is left of it)!

I've ALWAYS loved cool houses where whenever your press some obscure button, something cool and dangerous pops out. Check out their basement! It's FILLED with guns and bazookas and all that nonsense! And oh my goodness their kitchen...their OVEN! That was the BEST part I love her oven! Who would have taught something so harmless would be hold so many deadly weapons!

And it's always super cool how she kills those guys! The heels are what makes her cool. I mean if Brad Pitt did away with some moron, yea all right, big deal. But if Angelina Jolie does it, woah! It's always cool to watch someone sexy, hot and beautiful do some ass-kicking! And in heels! That's the best thing! I'm such a sucker for girl power movies, harhar.

Well not that I wouldn't say no to owning her annoyingly near-perfect bod, lustful eyes and silky hair! Everytime she flicks her hair every single person in the theatre melts. She's not pretty, definitely not, with that weird over-pouty lips, but her lovely locks just accentuates her curves and her very strong face. But besides her hot bod, I wouldn't say no to THAT INCREDIBLE BLACK COAT she wore when killing her that poor dude. No not that boob thing, I want the COAT! And her stunning handbag! I'm sorry I think I noticed all the wrong things. Maybe I was supposed to be concentrating on the plot, and yet i was looking at her costumes (but come on, give the costume guy some credit, her clothes are just amazing!), but oh well I can always do that when the DVD comes.

So yes. I'd love to be Mrs, Smith, thank you very much.